My friend works for these people:
Ben Macdonald I think I'm gonna use a plate on my car from now on lol
Michael A. haha....that isn't cool
Jennifer K. hahahahahahaha, you silly boy
Kathy C. a dinner plate? do you think that would help?!
Amy Z. would think you would know better!!!!
Garrett M. bad boy bad boy, whatca gunna do? whatcha gunna do when they come for you.....?
Michael G. must run in the family, ryan doesnt use one either!lol.
Michael L. Does this mean your not going to make me drive without one either anymore ?
Joe M. Cop: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "The town needs revenue?"
Cop: "Are you a comedian?"
Me: "I'm considering a career change. Do you think I'm funny?"
Cop: "I'm not laughing. I'll ask you again. Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Me: "You still haven't figured it out? I thought you'd know."
Cop: "Please step out of the car."
Me: "That's not part of my act."
This one didn't end well, folks but I got a kick out of it!