Friday, July 13, 2007

What?!

"Olympian coach picks Millstone for new school", Examiner, 7/12/07:
A gymnastics academy run by a world-renowned coach and staffed by top competitors will soon open in the township.

Resident Matt Deiner said he was "blown away" by the applicant's credentials. He said his youngest son is a state champion in gymnastics.

"This is a great opportunity for Millstone," Deiner said. "It's not mass market, it's unique."

Deiner said a class of this caliber, with only eight students, is like an Ivy League education for gymnasts.

"Imagine an Olympic champion coming from Millstone."

"Thriftless ambition, that wilt ravin up Thine own life's means!"
Macbeth, 2. 4

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