He waited in line for two hours at the Apple store in the Freehold Mall late last week.

At some point, a young female clerk came out to announce that the 8 gig was sold out.

One ill-informed man began complaining to those nearby, "I wanted the bigger one. I don't want the small one."

His companions assured him that the 8 gig is the small one, that only big ones are available. He thought the sizes were 3G and 8G but, well, you know.

I've seen it once and held it once but he keeps it to himself. I'm sure he doesn't mind when I call him and he's in a meeting.

His old phone was a piece of junk.