I was doing laundry like always last weekend when it dawned on me: "Hey, I'm doin' laundry in the garage!"

Yeah, it's cool. And Jeff said, "You can decorate it any way you want. It's your space."

I want linoleum. "No, get tile."

I want wallpaper. "No, we're painting."

I want a funky, laundromat-style open bulb fluorescent light fixture.

"Hanging by a chain?"

"Nah-uh."

"No, sorry, I can't let you do it. It's ugly."