I could not sit there the whole meal knowing the kid had my wallet:

"A Victim Treats His Mugger Right" - NPR StoryCorps, 3/28/08:

If you're going to be robbing people for the rest of the night, you might as well take my coat to keep you warm.

I mean, all I wanted to do was get dinner and if you really want to join me ... hey, you're more than welcome.

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