Now, tell me, just why does anyone buy one of these things?!

I think if we didn't already have the mantel, we wouldn't bother.

Supposedly a "name brand". The plumber and electrician prepped the site with a gas line and starter switch.

Three weeks ago, the "installers" did nothing more than move the unit from their truck to the house.

"We don't get involved in hookin' it up. Nope, been zapped too many times." Well, shoot, I don't want them installing it then; they don't sound qualified!

But, seriously, and I'm not keeping track of the expense because it's "all-inclusive" in the renovation contract, but figure - to have the site prepped and then have the tradesmen return after delivery to hook it up - that's gotta be a pretty penny.

The electrician took the installation manual home with him because he couldn't understand it even though he seems to be something of a whiz. He called the company for instructions as well.

Sure, who needs a fireplace in August, you ask. It's the principle of the thing.

It's turned into one of the most complicated, involved aspect of the remodel project. And don't get me started on how come our contractor seems caught completely off-guard by this chain of events.