For about a year, I've used as my signature one of Michael Palin's lines, "I'm 37 -- I'm not old!" from Holy Grail. But, starting tomorrow, I won't be able to use that line anymore, I mean, and have it relate to me personally. No, starting tomorrow, I'm officially old.

Which, if you do the math, means that I'm due for a 20-year high school reunion this summer. I haven't heard anything about it. I hope the class president is working on it.

And means that my kids think that Mother's Day always coincides with their mother's birthday! Two for the price of one this year.