Friday, January 05, 2007

"Roof pierced by mysterious rocklike item" - Asbury Park Press, 1/4/07:
Speculation of what did fall into the single-family house in the Colts Pride development off Route 537 between the Colts Neck and Freehold Borough boundaries turned out of this world.

Neighbors' curiosity was aroused by the convergence of emergency vehicles and news media.

"I was wondering what went on because nothing ever happens here," said Danielle Choi, 16.

"Crazy," said her friend, Banke Ogunkanmi, 17, when told about the incident.

"It's very interesting," Choi said.

"Of all places, it lands here," Ogunkanmi said.

"It could be some substance from outer space," said Iris Orengo, 49.

When Orengo was a teenager, she saw an unidentified flying object in New York City, she said.

"I saw a plate-like figure, with lights — and there were other witnesses," Orengo said. "It rotated for awhile, then disappeared."

I think The Onion ought to follow-up on this story. Maybe use these teens' quotes in their man-on-the-street polls.

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